Bird jokes 02_儿童笑话

Bird jokes 02

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Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork¹!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Q: What do you call a crate² of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

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1 stork
n.鹳
参考例句：
A Fox invited a long-beaked Stork to have dinner with him.狐狸请长嘴鹳同他一起吃饭。 He is very glad that his wife's going to get a visit from the stork.他为她的妻子将获得参观鹳鸟的机会感到非常高兴。

2 crate
vt.(up)把…装入箱中；n.板条箱，装货箱
参考例句：
We broke open the crate with a blow from the chopper.我们用斧头一敲就打开了板条箱。 The workers tightly packed the goods in the crate.工人们把货物严紧地包装在箱子里。

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