Bird jokes 04_儿童笑话

Bird jokes 04

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Q: What do owls¹ sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!

Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey²!

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry³ dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl⁴ play!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack⁵ up!

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1 owls
n.猫头鹰( owl的名词复数 )
参考例句：
'Clumsy fellows,'said I; 'they must still be drunk as owls.' “这些笨蛋，”我说，“他们大概还醉得像死猪一样。” 来自英汉文学 - 金银岛 The great majority of barn owls are reared in captivity. 大多数仓鸮都是笼养的。来自辞典例句

2 prey
n.被掠食者，牺牲者，掠食；v.捕食，掠夺，折磨
参考例句：
Stronger animals prey on weaker ones.弱肉强食。 The lion was hunting for its prey.狮子在寻找猎物。

3 pastry
n.油酥面团，酥皮糕点
参考例句：
The cook pricked a few holes in the pastry.厨师在馅饼上戳了几个洞。 The pastry crust was always underdone.馅饼的壳皮常常烤得不透。

4 fowl
n.家禽，鸡，禽肉
参考例句：
Fowl is not part of a traditional brunch.禽肉不是传统的早午餐的一部分。 Since my heart attack,I've eaten more fish and fowl and less red meat.自从我患了心脏病后，我就多吃鱼肉和禽肉，少吃红色肉类。

5 quack
n.庸医；江湖医生；冒充内行的人；骗子
参考例句：
He describes himself as a doctor,but I feel he is a quack.他自称是医生，可是我感觉他是个江湖骗子。 The quack was stormed with questions.江湖骗子受到了猛烈的质问。

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