Cat jokes 07_儿童笑话

Cat jokes 07

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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!

Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!

Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited¹ breath²!

Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile³!

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1 baited
置诱饵于…（bait的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
A soldier baited a captured enemy by laughing at him. 一位士兵嘲笑一个俘虏来惹怒他。 He baited the broker by promises of higher commissions. 他答应给更高的佣金来引诱那位经纪人。

2 breath
n.呼吸，气息，微风，迹象，精神，一种说话的声音
参考例句：
I'm just going out for a breath of fresh air.我正要出去呼吸新鲜空气。 While climbing up the stairs the old man always loses his breath.那老人上楼时总是气喘吁吁的。

3 missile
n.导弹，投射物
参考例句：
The missile curved gracefully towards its target.导弹呈优美的曲线状飞向目标。 We got a fix on the missile launching site.我们确定了导弹发射场的位置。

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