Cat jokes 09_儿童笑话

Cat jokes 09

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Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!

Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!

Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
A: Shredded¹ tweet!

Q: Why do tomcats fight?
A: Because they like raising a stink²!

Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger³ nuts!

Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!

Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar⁴!

Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

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1 shredded
shred的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
Serve the fish on a bed of shredded lettuce. 先铺一层碎生菜叶，再把鱼放上，就可以上桌了。 I think Mapo beancurd and shredded meat in chilli sauce are quite special. 我觉得麻婆豆腐和鱼香肉丝味道不错。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 stink
vi.发出恶臭；糟透，招人厌恶；n.恶臭
参考例句：
The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。 The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。

3 ginger
n.姜，精力，淡赤黄色；adj.淡赤黄色的；vt.使活泼，使有生气
参考例句：
There is no ginger in the young man.这个年轻人没有精神。 Ginger shall be hot in the mouth.生姜吃到嘴里总是辣的。

4 caterpillar
n.毛虫，蝴蝶的幼虫
参考例句：
A butterfly is produced by metamorphosis from a caterpillar.蝴蝶是由毛虫脱胎变成的。 A caterpillar must pass through the cocoon stage to become a butterfly.毛毛虫必须经过茧的阶段才能变成蝴蝶。

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