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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: What do chickens serve1 at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays2 an egg on top of a barn3?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q: What does an alarm4 cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had5 four doors it would6 be a chicken sedan!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why did7 the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove8 to the possum that it could9 be done!
Q: Why did the turkey10 cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
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serve
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| v.服务，供职；伺候，招待；适用；服役 |
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- To serve the people is our duty.为人民服务是我们的本分。
- I decided to serve the church.我决心服务于教会。
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lays
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| v.打赌( lay的第三人称单数 )；提出；放置；铺 |
参考例句： |
- The new code of conduct lays down the ground rules for management-union relations. 新的行为规范确定了资方与工会关系的基本原则。
- The report lays bare the shocking housing conditions in this city. 那份报告揭露了这座城巿恶劣的住房条件。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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barn
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| n.谷仓，饲料仓，牲口棚 |
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- That big building is a barn for keeping the grain.那幢大房子是存放粮食的谷仓。
- The cows were driven into the barn.牛被赶进了牲口棚。
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alarm
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| n.惊慌，恐慌；警报器；v.使……恐慌 |
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- The man on duty rang an alarm.值班员发出警报。
- The alarm spread rapidly.警报迅速传开。
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had
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| vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有 |
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- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
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would
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| aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会 |
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- Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
- Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
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did
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| v.动词do的过去式 |
参考例句： |
- How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
- Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
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prove
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| v.证明，证实，表现出，结果是 |
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- This will prove to the world that we are right.这将向全世界证明我们是对的。
- How can you prove that you are right?你如何能证明你是正确的呢？
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could
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| v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以 |
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- Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
- I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
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turkey
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| n.土耳其，火鸡 |
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- It is equal in size to a turkey.它的大小和火鸡一样。
- After ten years,I was going on a trip to Turkey.阔别10年了，我又要踏上去土耳其的旅途。
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