Dog jokes 08_儿童笑话

Dog jokes 08

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Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
A: He gets splinters in his mouth!

Q: What kind of dog chases¹ anything red?
A: A bull² dog!

Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A: A guard dog!

Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk³?
A: Rid of the dog!

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!

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1 chases
n.打猎( chase的名词复数 )；猎物（指鸟兽等）；槽
参考例句：
When Bull and his men rob the payroll, Gene chases them down. 当公牛和他手下抢夺工资后，基尔追踪他们。来自互联网 It was one of these boring films with endless police chases. 这是那种乏味的电影，尽是没完没了的警察追击的场面。来自互联网

2 bull
n.公牛，买进证券投机图利者，看涨的人
参考例句：
It's only a hair off a bull's back to them.这对他们来说，不过九牛一毛。 Many dogs closed around the bull.很多狗渐渐地把那只牛围了起来。

3 skunk
n.臭鼬，黄鼠狼；v.使惨败，使得零分；烂醉如泥
参考例句：
That was a rotten thing to do, you skunk!那种事做得太缺德了，你这卑鄙的家伙！ The skunk gives off an unpleasant smell when attacked.受到攻击时臭鼬会发出一种难闻的气味。

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