Elephant jokes 10_儿童笑话

Elephant jokes 10

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle¹?
Because of all the cheetahs²!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: "Where would⁴ you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose⁵!"

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as³ he can't hear you!

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong⁶?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody⁷ I know owns⁸ one!"

How do you spell elephant?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary⁹ spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Teacher: "Name six wild¹⁰ animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"

What do you call an elephant that lies¹¹ across¹² the middle of a tennis court¹³?
Annette!

Bill¹⁴: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay¹⁵ on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going¹⁶ to need a big ladder¹⁷.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey¹⁸ matter!

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1 jungle
n.丛林，密林；原始林
参考例句：
The lion is the king of the jungle.狮子是丛林之王。 Wild animals live in the jungle.野生动物们生活在丛林中。

2 cheetahs
n.（奔跑极快的）非洲猎豹( cheetah的名词复数 )
参考例句：
Unlike lions or cheetahs, leopards are secretive, solitary cats. 花豹不像狮子或印度豹，是属于较神秘而隐居的大猫。来自互联网 Among this lot are cheetahs, lions, leopards, rhinoceroses, spotted hyenas and elephants. 印度豹、狮子、花豹、犀牛、斑点土狼、大象等，都是此地的居民。来自互联网

3 as
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。 In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

4 would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？ Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

5 lose
v.丢失，失去，迷失，(钟表)走慢
参考例句：
I always lose at cards, with my bad luck.我不走运，打牌总输。 I can always lose myself in a good book.一本好书会使我爱不释手。

6 belong
vi.属于，附属；应归入
参考例句：
Does this house belong to Mr. Winter? 这幢房子是温特先生的吗 ? We belong to the new club. 我们是这个新俱乐部的成员。

7 nobody
pron.无人，没有任何人
参考例句：
Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。 Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。

8 owns
v.承认( own的第三人称单数 )；拥有；服从于；认领
参考例句：
He owns the butcher's in the main street. 他在大街上开了一家肉铺。 Who owns the copyright on this song? 谁拥有这首歌曲的版权？

9 dictionary
n.词典，字典，辞典
参考例句：
I have a new dictionary.我有一本新字典。 This is a very good dictionary.这是一本非常好的词典。

10 wild
adj.放荡的；未开发的，野的，野生的，原始的；n.荒野
参考例句：
We should protect the wild animal.我们应该保护野生动物。 After the old gardener died,the garden grew wild.老园丁死后，花园就慢慢荒芜了。

11 lies
n.谎言；谎言( lie的名词复数 )；位置；假象v.躺卧，说谎；位于( lie的第三人称单数 )；说谎；展现；说谎
参考例句：
He was accused of lies and deceit. 他被指控撒谎和欺诈。 a drama full of lies and deception 充满谎言和欺骗的一出戏

12 across
adv.横过，使...被理解(或接受)；prep.穿过，横过
参考例句：
He walked across the road carefully.他小心地过马路。 You can go across the bridge.你可以越过这座桥。

13 court
n.法院，庭院，奉承，球场；v.献殷勤，追求，招致危险
参考例句：
The court is very dirty.这个院子非常脏。 Can you prove that to the court?你能向法庭证实这一点吗？

14 bill
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。 It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。

15 essay
n.随笔，短文，评论，企图；vt.试图
参考例句：
There is much food for thought in this essay.这篇杂文中有不少发人深思的东西。 This is a thoughtful essay.这是一篇具有思想性的随笔。

16 going
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。 He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

17 ladder
n.梯子，阶梯，梯状物
参考例句：
He got down from the ladder.他从梯子上下来了。 The book is the ladder of human progress.书是人类进步的阶梯。

18 grey
adj.灰色的；n.灰色；v.变成灰色（=gray）
参考例句：
She was dressed in grey.她穿着灰色服装。 This colour is grey.这种颜色是灰色。

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