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How do you make a butterfly? Flick1 it out of the butter dish with a knife! What is a myth? A female moth2! What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths3 eating your clothes? Because rolling stones gather no moths! What do insects learn at school? Mothmatics! What's the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth4! Why did the moth nibble5 a hole in the carpet? He wanted to see the floor show! What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun? A killer6 butterfly! Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything! What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe! 点击收听单词发音
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