What do you want for Xmas?_儿童笑话

What do you want for Xmas?

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A little boy goes to the local¹ mall² to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, the little boy replies³, "I don't know". So Santa starts thinking⁴ of things that the little boy might⁵ like and spells it out. Each time he says a letter, he pushes⁶ the boys nose. B-I-K-E. C-A-T.
Etc. Santa runs out of ideas and asks the little boy one more time what he wants for Christmas. The little boy says, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y, and I know you have some because I can smell it on your fingers.

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1 local
adj.地方性的，当地的，局部的；乡土的；本地的；n.当地居民，本地新闻
参考例句：
She is a local girl.她是个本地姑娘。 He reports for a local newspaper.他担任一家地方报纸的记者。

2 mall
n.（美）购物中心，大商场
参考例句：
I am going to the mall the day after tomorrow.我后天去大型购物中心。 Are you going to go to the mall?你要去大型购物中心吗？

3 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

4 thinking
n.思考，思想；adj.思考的，有理性的；vbl.想，思考
参考例句：
All thinking men will protest against it.凡是有思想的人都会抗议这件事。 Thinking is mainly performed with words and other symbols.思想主要是用言语和其他符号来表达的。

5 might
aux./v.(may的过去式)可能；可以，允许
参考例句：
It looks as if it might snow.看起来好像要下雪了。 Might I ask a question?我能问个问题吗？

6 pushes
v.推，推动( push的第三人称单数 )；对…施加压力；逼迫；按
参考例句：
When I give the command, everybody pushes off together. 我一声令下，大家就一起用桨把船撑离河岸。来自《简明英汉词典》 He never pushes himself forward. 他从不强出风头。来自《简明英汉词典》

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