10 Summer Camps¹ Not For Kids²

• Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee
• Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee
• Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee
• Kenneth Starr's----Camp Catchacrookee
• Louis Farakahn's---Camp Killawhitey
• O.J. Simpson's ----Camp Killachickee
• Michael Jackson's-Camp Grabbakiddie
• President Clinton's-Camp Getahoochie
• Ellen Degeneras's--- Camp Lickacoochie

And The number 1 camp not to send your kid to:

• Monica Lewinsky's ---- Camp Suckaweewee