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Confused Child

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Little Johnny came¹ home from school with a note from his teacher saying² that Johnny was³ having trouble⁴ telling the difference⁵ between boys and girls, and would⁶ his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly⁷ by the hand upstairs⁸ to her bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off⁹ my blouse",she said¹⁰, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing¹¹ these too.

His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore¹²!

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1 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

2 saying
n.谚语，俗话，格言；动词say的现在分词
参考例句：
Saying and doing are two things.说和做是两码事。 I know a chinese saying.我知道一句中国谚语。

3 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

4 trouble
n.苦恼，麻烦；故障；动乱；vt.麻烦 vi.费神
参考例句：
I hate to trouble you.我真不愿麻烦你。 The trouble is that he doesn't have enough money.麻烦在于他缺钱。

5 difference
n.不同；差异；区别
参考例句：
He doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.他是非不分。 The difference is so slight,that I can hardly see it.差别很小，我几乎看不出来。

6 would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？ Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

7 quietly
adv.安静地，沉着地，稳地
参考例句：
Winter has been come to quietly.冬天悄然地来了。 You have to play quietly.你要安安静静地玩。

8 upstairs
adj.楼上的；adv.在楼上，往楼上，高水平地，上层地，头脑上地；n.楼上
参考例句：
He would prefer to meet me downstairs rather than upstairs.他宁愿在楼下见我，而不愿在楼上。 I think I'll go upstairs and have a sleep.我想上楼去睡一觉。

9 off
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。 I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

10 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

11 removing
n.消除，排除，除去v.开除( remove的现在分词 )；去除；脱去（衣服等）；移走
参考例句：
They are removing into the country next week. 他们将于下周迁到乡下。来自《简明英汉词典》 Education aims at removing fetters from the mind. 教育的目的在于解除思想的枷锁。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

12 anymore
adv.不再，再也不
参考例句：
She doesn't live here anymore.她已不在这里住了。 He doesn't come here anymore.他再也不到这儿来。

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