Silly collection 11_儿童笑话

Silly collection 11

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Who is in cowboy films and always broke?
Skint Eastwood!

Who is the biggest gangster¹ in the sea?
Al Caprawn!

What do you get if you cross a nun² and a chicken?
A pecking order!

Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
His feet were tired!

What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor!

Were you long in the hospital?
No, I was the same size that I am now!

How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!

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1 gangster
n.匪徒，歹徒，暴徒
参考例句：
The gangster's friends bought off the police witness.那匪徒的朋友买通了警察方面的证人。 He is obviously a gangster,but he pretends to be a saint.分明是强盗，却要装圣贤。

2 nun
n.修女，尼姑
参考例句：
I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。 She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。

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