Silly collection 17_儿童笑话

Silly collection 17

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What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

What button won't you find in a tailors shop?
Belly¹ button!

Why didn't the banana snore?
Because it didn't want to wake up the rest of the bunch!

What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet?
An incowpoop!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers²!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto³!

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution!

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1 belly
n.肚子，腹部；(像肚子一样)鼓起的部分，膛
参考例句：
The boss has a large belly.老板大腹便便。 His eyes are bigger than his belly.他眼馋肚饱。

2 slippers
n. 拖鞋
参考例句：
a pair of slippers 一双拖鞋 He kicked his slippers off and dropped on to the bed. 他踢掉了拖鞋，倒在床上。

3 Pluto
n.冥王星
参考例句：
Pluto is the furthest planet from the sun.冥王星是离太阳最远的行星。 Pluto has an elliptic orbit.冥王星的轨道是椭圆形的。

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