Silly collection 22_儿童笑话

Silly collection 22

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What's the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone¹ Ranger's bottom!

This morning my dad gave me soap flakes² instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
Mad? I was foaming³ at the mouth!

What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail⁴ with a housing problem!

What does "Minimum" mean?
A very small mother!

What is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins!

What is hail?
Hard boiled rain!

Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world!

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1 lone
adj.孤寂的，单独的；唯一的
参考例句：
A lone sea gull flew across the sky.一只孤独的海鸥在空中飞过。 She could see a lone figure on the deserted beach.她在空旷的海滩上能看到一个孤独的身影。

2 flakes
小薄片( flake的名词复数 )；（尤指）碎片；雪花；古怪的人
参考例句：
It's snowing in great flakes. 天下着鹅毛大雪。 It is snowing in great flakes. 正值大雪纷飞。

3 foaming
adj.布满泡沫的；发泡
参考例句：
He looked like a madman, foaming at the mouth. 他口吐白沫，看上去像个疯子。来自《简明英汉词典》 He is foaming at the mouth about the committee's decision. 他正为委员会的决定大发其火。来自《简明英汉词典》

4 snail
n.蜗牛
参考例句：
Snail is a small plant-eating creature with a soft body.蜗牛是一种软体草食动物。 Time moved at a snail's pace before the holidays.放假前的时间过得很慢。

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