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• 1.Kittens
• A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens 2 girl ...
• 2.Daddy, what is sex?
• An 8-year-old girl went outside to find her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, Daddy, what is sex? The father was surprised that she wou...
• 3.Minister
• After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up. That's ...
• 4.So dirty
• A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, Who am I? Ready to play the game, she said, I don't know! Who are yo...
• 5.Numbers
• A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers. Yes, he said. I do. My father taught me. Good. What comes after t...
• 6.Trash can drumers
• A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and conten...
• 7.s-m-a-r-t
• Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on ...
• 8.How old are you now?
• Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching a...
• 9.Potty training
• A young couple was expecting a visit from the pastor of their church. They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their two year old son was just getti...
• 10.Washington DC
• A teacher asked one of her pupils, What's the nation's capital? The reply was, Washington DC. On being asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added,...