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• 1.Mother's intuition
• I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, What do I do if he cri...
• 2.Wrong feet
• As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot. She said, Son, your shoes are on the wrong fee...
• 3.Pregnant fireman
• Give me a sentence about a public servant, said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. The teacher took the lad as...
• 4.I can't find it
• Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately need...
• 5.The boss
• Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, You can't sit in Daddy's seat Daddy's not home, the babysitter repl...
• 6.Marine garb
• My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one in a...
• 7.Baby brother/sister
• For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother ...
• 8.Making of babies
• A Mom finished telling her little girl all about the making of babies. The daughter was silent for a while taking it all in. You understand it now? Mo...
• 9.Kid laws
• A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two min...
• 10.Shopping with kids
• My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. She is a rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding just the right fit....