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• 1.Feeding the chickens
• It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a ...
• 2.Baldness
• A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head? he a...
• 3.Homework
• A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again. Well, uh, yes it is. replied Carol. I mad...
• 4.Playing rough
• A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if ...
• 5.Late for school
• A little farmboy comes in late for school. The teacher asks why he's late. The farmboy replies, I had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's t...
• 6.Dalmatian dog
• A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...
• 7.Latitude & longitude
• The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked...
• 8.Old photo album
• A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscula...
• 9.Scavenger hunt
• A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. Lady, he explained, I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of whe...
• 10.Ripe tomatoes
• A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato, said the boy pointing t...