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• 1.Ice fishing
• It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fi...
• 2.Pizza coupon
• Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza, and the co...
• 3.Restaurant rules
• A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents...
• 4.Smart Kid
• A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She...
• 5.Ketchup
• A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...
• 6.Food 1 liners
• The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called The Fission Chips. On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew ...
• 7.Blind Man in Texas
• There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, Wow, these seats are big! The person ...
• 8.Little Suzy
• When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. She said, Well, I got a 20 ...
• 9.A Child's View
• After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following... We always used to spend ...
• 10.History of Phones
• German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that...