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• 1.Mouse jokes 04
• How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? W...
• 2.Mouse jokes 03
• What is small, has a long tail and works with the police? A gerbil shepherd dog! What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache! Why did ...
• 3.Mouse jokes 02
• What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! What's the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucke...
• 4.Mouse jokes 01
• What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer! ...
• 5.Moth jokes
• How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife! What is a myth? A female moth! What insect lives on nothing? A moth, becaus...
• 6.Mosquito jokes
• How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back! What is the most religious insect? A mosque-ito! What has 6 legs, bi...
• 7.Insect jokes
• Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance! What's an insects best chat up line? Pardon me, but is this stool taken! What has four wheels...
• 8.Grasshopper jokes
• What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick! What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover! Why is it better to be a grasshopper than...
• 9.Fly jokes
• How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow! If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player? The o...
• 10.Flea jokes 02
• What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time no flea! Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War? Robert E Flea...