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• 1.Flea jokes 01
• What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them! What insect runs away from everything? A flee! What is ...
• 2.Fish jokes 06
• Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty! Who held the baby octopus to ransome? Squidnappers! What part of a fish weighs the most? It's sc...
• 3.Fish jokes 05
• What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand? Birdsthigh fish fingers! What kind ...
• 4.Fish jokes 04
• What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment? A flat fish! What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A beer-a-cuda! Who has eig...
• 5.Fish jokes 03
• Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid! What do fish sing to each other?...
• 6.Fish jokes 02
• Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker! What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather! What h...
• 7.Fish jokes 01
• Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school! What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A mot...
• 8.Farm jokes 10
• Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice? Because he was a dirty double crosser! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! What has two ...
• 9.Farm jokes 09
• Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose! How do sheep keep warm in winter? Central bleating! How do chickens dance? Chick to c...
• 10.Farm jokes 08
• What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pigtail! Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the moo-vies! If you had fifteen cows and fiv...