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• 1.Farm jokes 07
• Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In a hog cabin! What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse! Why do pigs never recover from illnes...
• 2.Farm jokes 06
• Where do you take sick ponies? To the horsepital! What do you say if you see a flying pig? 'I see bacon's going up'! Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihe...
• 3.Farm jokes 05
• What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! What would happen if bulls could fl...
• 4.Farm jokes 04
• Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine! What is a pigs favorite ballet? ...
• 5.Farm jokes 03
• What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes! What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up! Why di...
• 6.Farm jokes 02
• What do you get if you all sit under a cow? A pat on the head! What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper! What do you call a...
• 7.Farm jokes 01
• Why did the bull rush? Because it saw the cow slip! What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen! What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! W...
• 8.Elephant jokes 14
• Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo? Because he'd rather go to the movies! What's blue and has big ears? An elephant at the North Pole! What...
• 9.Elephant jokes 13
• Why did the elephant walk on two feet? To give the ants a chance! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they've no pockets to put things in! Why did t...
• 10.Elephant jokes 12
• What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell! A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn. Why ...