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• 1.Elephant jokes 11
• What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir! What can an elephant with a machine gun call you? Anything he likes! What do you call an elephan...
• 2.Elephant jokes 10
• Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant! Teach...
• 3.Elephant jokes 09
• How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say wh...
• 4.Elephant jokes 08
• What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What is a baby elephant after he is fiv...
• 5.Elephant jokes 07
• Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! Why do elephants eat raw food? Because...
• 6.Elephant jokes 06
• What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! What's the difference between an...
• 7.Elephant jokes 05
• Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree! What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes a...
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• What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy! What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts! W...
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• What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down? An elephant on a trampoline! What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds? An elephant wi...
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• What' s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band! What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana! Wh...