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• 1.Elephant jokes 01
• What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elepha...
• 2.Dog jokes 08
• Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A bul...
• 3.Dog jokes 07
• Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall...
• 4.Dog jokes 06
• Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog? A: Chump chops! Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life? A: Just one, the moulting season! Q: What...
• 5.Dog jokes 05
• Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive! Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A: A mutt in a...
• 6.Dog jokes 04
• Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You...
• 7.Dog jokes 03
• Q: What is a dog's favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A: A Great Dane out! Q: Wher...
• 8.Dog jokes 02
• Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A: A jet setter! Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has? A: Puppy dogs! Q: Why did the dac...
• 9.Dog jokes 01
• Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make...
• 10.Chicken jokes 04
• Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes! Q: Why did the chick dis...