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• 1.The seat you've taken is mine
• Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine. Yours? Can you prove it? Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it. 请原谅，你占了我的位置. 你的位置？你能征明...
• 2.Do I have any other choice
• One day, Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me? Adam said helplessly,Do I have any other choice? 一天，夏娃问亚当：你当真爱我吗？ 亚当无可奈何地回答：我...
• 3.Can we have our teacher back
• Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up tal...
• 4.Who's More Polite
• A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladi...
• 5.Saving money 存钱
• Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't...
• 6.In a year 一年后
• Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year. Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which. 手相...
• 7.Why is he howling 他为什么要叫唤
• Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot! 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨...
• 8.Divorce 离婚
• Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot! 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨...
• 9.Life is cruel to men 生命对男人是残酷的
• Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publ...
• 10.How to get a seat by the fire 怎样在火炉旁找个座位
• Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler（马夫） to fetch a peck of oysters, and giv...