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• 1.Whose plate it is 谁的盘子
• Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from. 客人：为...
• 2.Now I have two skunks in there
• We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement, shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（调度员） . How can we get it out? Take some bread crumb...
• 3.I want to know you 我想认识你
• Boy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book. Boy: But I don't know your name. Girl: That's in the phone book too. 男：...
• 4.He's shaving you 他正在给你刮胡须
• Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure（修指甲） gril and suggested dinner and a show that ev...
• 5.A Stubborn Horse 倔强的马
• The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding...
• 6.The doctor lives downstairs
• Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at ...
• 7.That's Why 原来如此
• Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pi...
• 8.Expensive Price 昂贵的价格
• Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought yo...
• 9.How many people do you have
• An American stepped into a gun shop,Give me the most powerful pistol. How many bullets do you need? The American walked to a telephone booth, Hello. I...
• 10.I wish
• Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I c...