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• 1.Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
• The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think yo...
• 2.Crazy driver 疯狂的司机
• There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just heard on...
• 3.It's not that 不是那样的
• A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasn't raining. A：我看见7个女孩共...
• 4.Asking for a Raise 要求加薪
• At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He c...
• 5.I know I could count on you 我知道你会帮我
• Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. Boss, he says: we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help wi...
• 6.Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀
• A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） . I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secr...
• 7.Always Share 分享一切
• An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, ...
• 8.Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账
• Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does ...
• 9.More Intelligent in Dreams 梦中更聪明
• When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. I remember solving the problem in my dream last night,...
• 10.Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备
• A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked（不及格，失败） all courses. Kicked out of scho...