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• 1.The lowest grade 最低分
• Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero. Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give. ...
• 2.Brotherly love 兄弟般的关爱
• Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly love? 老师：Cassandr...
• 3.Two Attorneys 两个律师
• Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marc...
• 4.Fat Man and Thin Man 饥荒可能是你造成的
• A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. From your looks, said the fat man, there might have been a famine. Yes, was the reply, and from...
• 5.Two hearts beating 两颗心脏在跳动
• Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who ope...
• 6.Did You Know Him 你认识他吗
• At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a st...
• 7.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓
• Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew wha...
• 8.An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
• Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong. T...
• 9.That's what I want to find out
• We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out. 我们又得到了...
• 10.Clever Thieves 聪明的小偷
• Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？ ...