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• 1.Two hunters 两个猎人
• Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased br...
• 2.One or Two 一还是二
• Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？...
• 3.To be on the Safe Side 保证没走错
• In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few m...
• 4.Father and son 父与子
• Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. ...
• 5.It depends 看情况
• Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 旅行者：我还...
• 6.Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚五分镍币
• A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on th...
• 7.Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet
• May I borrow your record player tonight? a man asked his neighbour . Sure. Do you want to listen to some music? No. he answered. Tonight I want to hav...
• 8.I wasn't asleep 我没有睡着
• When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss ...
• 9.A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇？
• An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took...
• 10.An Unwelcome Honor 宁可不要的荣耀
• A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Then Mr. Johnson said, Please, give me ...