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• 1.A Smugglar 走私犯
• The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to ...
• 2.上帝曾经答应我
• Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let m...
• 3.Thirteen 十三
• A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum（精神病院） and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen...
• 4.Sleeping Pills 安眠药
• Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took th...
• 5.Who Is This 你是哪一个？
• My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just...
• 6.One Point 一分之差
• Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the f...
• 7.Ground Rules 基本原则
• One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his g...
• 8.Keys Or Kiss 钥匙还是接吻
• A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of ...
• 9.Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷
• A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any tr...
• 10.Warning 提醒
• Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a fe...