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• 1.Good News and Bad News 好消息和坏消息
• The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: My men, I have some good news and some ba...
• 2.Send the Bill to My Father 把账单给我父亲
• Doctor: I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary. Patient: Then send the bill to my father, please. 医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传...
• 3.Buying a hat 买帽子
• A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman...
• 4.Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗
• On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advi...
• 5.Doctor and Patient 医生和病人
• Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have? Patient: Two of each. Doctor: And how many legs does it have? Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever s...
• 6.I'm the Biggest Liar 我是最大的说谎者
• Stranger: Catch any fish? Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning. Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden. Fisherman: Kno...
• 7.The Clever Dog 聪明的小狗
• A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father c...
• 8.So Would I 我也是
• A fat lady walked into the dress shop. I'd like to see a dress that would fit me, she told the clerk. So would I, said the tactless clerk. 一个胖女人走...
• 9.A smart horse 聪明的马
• There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the neares...
• 10.Doctor's Orders 紧遵医嘱
• Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day. Brown: What for? Jack: Don't know, doctor's ...