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• 1.The Right Leg 右腿
• Proctor (exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in th...
• 2.The Lucky Cat 幸运的猫
• Father, said Jim, running into the drawing-room, there's a big black cat in the dining-room. Never mind, Jimmy, said his father drowsily, black cats a...
• 3.What Does Want to Borrow 他到底想借什么
• Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing...
• 4.A Brain Transplant 政治家的大脑
• The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain o...
• 5.I Had to Change It Twice 不得不换两次
• Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row. Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I...
• 6.The Bald Guy 秃头老先生
• One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing...
• 7.A Careless Barber 粗心的理发员
• Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat. 理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？ ...
• 8.Cheap price for a horse 便宜的马
• After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50. Inadvertently（非故意地） the p...
• 9.Big Surprise 大吃一惊
• Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in? Local yokel: Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or eat solid food. Visitor: What was the matt...
• 10.Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟
• A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterd...