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• 1.Sunset 日落
• Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset l...
• 2.Visual training 视力训练
• Visual Training The squad（班，小队） were having visual training. One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men comp...
• 3.The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会
• The Mean Man's Party The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find...
• 4.I'd rather buy a gift 我宁愿买一件礼物
• I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways...
• 5.Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
• Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their lug...
• 6.Senior Class 年长者阶层
• Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delig...
• 7.想不到已经跑了这么远
• I didn't know that I was so far A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about every...
• 8.A Life for a Life 以“命”抵命
• A Life for a Life The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the sto...
• 9.I'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊
• I'm not having it all cut off Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: cl...
• 10.Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊
• Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙...