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• 1.Excuse for Speeding 赶紧到达那里
• Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman y...
• 2.The formula for water 水的分子式
• The formula for water Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday y...
• 3.Something really cheap 真正便宜的东西
• Something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？he asked th...
• 4.Waste or Save 浪费还是节约
• Waste or Save Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal,...
• 5.The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本
• The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don't know, son, I'm still ...
• 6.Bring me a hlass of milk 给我捎杯牛奶
• Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husban...
• 7.Be careful with what you wish for 慎重许愿
• Be careful with what you wish for A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During...
• 8.The Advantage of Noise 噪音的优点
• The Advantage of Noise Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to ...
• 9.The Nice Wedding Gift
• The Nice Wedding Gift We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a ...
• 10.How Much Is It? 多少钱？
• How Much Is It? It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and sh...