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1.Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
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A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he though...
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2.Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
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Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the ...
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3.Expensive Advice 昂贵的建议
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The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send h...
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4.Always Thirsty 总感到口渴
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I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? No, but I am always ...
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5.A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
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A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting besid...
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6.The Choice of Word 选词
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The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da...
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7.不入虎穴焉得虎子
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某日,一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣,没有什麽成语不知道的,就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问...... 甲:People mountai...
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8.I know who god is!
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A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so h...
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9.Secret For a Long Life
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A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a ...
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10.英语小幽默两则
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All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂) A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(...