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• 1.我家的聪明狗会买报纸
• A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed...
• 2.郭德纲相声搞怪语录大全
• 走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧。 Walks own road, wants to say who said who goes. 来一斤西瓜，称给准点儿。Comes a catty watermelon, calls for on time. 科学...
• 3.晒一晒送给妈妈的礼物
• Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, I built a big house for our mother.T...
• 4.超强的中式英语大搜罗
• 中文式英语短语 go and look! 走着瞧 good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上 No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国 go a head! 去个头...
• 5.那个“甜嘴”老公的真相
• Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Lov...
• 6.跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友
• No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.Find a girl just like your mother -- ...
• 7.疯狂的司机
• 疯狂的司机 There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I ju...
• 8.It’s not that. 不是那样的。
• Its not that. 不是那样的。 A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasnt ...
• 9.老夫妻吵架
• An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative...
• 10.百万富翁
• Millionaire CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me. Assistant: What were you before? CEO: a multimillionaire. 百万富翁 主管：我妻子使我成为百万富翁...