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• 1.自己做好准备
• Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of sch...
• 2.钥匙还是接吻
• Keys? Kiss? A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite ...
• 3.同样的行为，同样的结果
• The Same Action Yields the Same Result A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to c...
• 4.You're not going to make it 你活不成了
• Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重...
• 5.Boss's idea 老板的主意
• When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. 由于...
• 6.迪斯尼之旅
• On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After ...
• 7.A blind date 相亲
• After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had...
• 8.Amnesia (丧失记忆)
• A senile （衰老的）actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=sol...
• 9.Allergy （过敏）
• Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的，令人反感的) thing have you done in the...
• 10.Bikini （比基尼）
• The swimsuit posed （提出，摆姿势）on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bik...