Aries 白羊(Mar¹. 21- April 20)

 

Yours is the most impatient sign of all, Aries, so naturally, what irritates you most is waiting. Period. You want to be the first one in, the first one out, and at the very head of the pack in the left hand lane, whether it's rush hour or 3 a.m. Your impatience² also extends to your temper.

 

Taurus 金牛(Apr. 21 - May 21)

 

Unlike your Aries and Gemini neighbors, you, Taurus, can't stand rushing. You believe in measuring twice (at least) and cutting once, in thinking before you act, and in choosing your words and actions as carefully as possible. What drives you crazy more than anything, then, is haste - but unexpected change is a close second. In fact, unlike most of us, you're not particularly fond of surprises, even if they're pleasant ones.

 

Gemini 双子(May 22 - June 21)

 

Mercury is your planet, Gemini, the guy with the wings on his head and his feet, symbolizing³ his quicksilver abilities when it comes to mental and physical speed. So, understandably, nothing makes you crazier than someone who just won't cut to the chase when they're telling a story or refuses to take a shortcut⁴ when they know they're running late

 

Cancer 巨蟹(June 22 - July 22)

 

Safety, security, and your home and family are what matter most to you, Cancer, and there's nothing you love more than spending an evening at your place, surrounded by loved ones, snuggled up under a quilt. So what makes you nuts? Being dragged out by a well-meaning friend who's decided⁵ that you "need more socializing."

 

Leo 狮子(July 23 - Aug. 22)

 

Yours is the sign of the performer, Leo. You can turn any place into a stage, from an actual podium to a bar to the front of a classroom. What makes you crazy is one thing: someone who tries to steal your applause. You work hard to keep everyone amused and entertained, and you enjoy it as much as they do. The spotlight⁶ is only so wide, though, so when someone tries to snag some of it, you won't hesitate to show your disapproval⁷.

 

Virgo 处女(Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)

 

Cleanliness. Order. Organization. That's what you need to function at your best, Virgo, in your personal surroundings, your workplace, and your daily schedule. So what drives you crazy more than anything else is filthy⁸, unsanitary, or disorganized conditions, as well as people who exhibit those qualities.

 

Libra 天秤(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

 

Contrary to popular opinion, your specialty⁹, Libra, is not "balance" itself, it's restoring balance to unbalanced situations. So what you can't stand, more than anything else, is seeing lopsided, prejudiced, unfair, or discriminatory conditions. It brings out the cruise director, mediator¹⁰, and judge in you. In other words, you put your own feelings aside to become whatever it takes to make things "nice" again.

 

Scorpio 天蝎(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

 

Your sign is famous for its love of depth, intensity¹¹, and digging below the surface. So what makes you crazier than anything is meeting up with someone who goes out of his way to be shallow, cavalier about important issues and superficial. It makes you wonder what he or she is really up to - and wondering is what keeps you from getting a decent night's sleep.

 

Sagittarius 射手(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

 

You love to learn, travel, and have fun with interesting others. In short, if it's new, uncharted territory, if you feel that you're boldly going where no one has gone before - yourself in particular - then you're game. What you can't stand - what you absolutely cannot and will not tolerate, no matter what - is boredom¹².

 

Capricorn 摩羯(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

 

When it comes to taking charge, while you may occasionally pretend you don't absolutely adore it, to be perfectly¹³ honest, you know you do - and you know we all love it when you're "driving," because you're so good at it. So what absolutely makes you nuts is having to take orders from someone who's not only less qualified¹⁴ than yourself, but also pitifully less suited to the position. Fortunately, that doesn't happen much, now does it?

 

Aquarius 水瓶(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

 

You're the rebel, the radical¹⁵, and the eccentric in every group, whether it's family, friends, or your team at work. You love and cultivate those labels because of the freedom they allow you to be yourself. The worst thing, then - the very worst thing of all, in your eyes - is being pressed into a mold, being told what to do, having to obey, and being forced to act like everyone else.

 

Pisces 双鱼(Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)

 

Your specialty, Pisces, is emotions, maybe even more so than sentimental¹⁶ Cancer. You're comfortable sniffling and dabbing¹⁷ at your eyes during a sad movie (or a commercial, for that matter) and rather - no, extremely - proud of your ability to sense what's wrong with a loved one before they even realize it themselves. So what makes you most irritated is when someone tells you you're being "overly emotional."

 

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