701
Mom, it's not actually--
It's not a trailer.
702
It's kind of like-- It's like
a-- like a hotel on wheels.
703
This is practically a hotel. I
was gonna do the turndown service--
704
I know, I know,
but it's their choice.
705
Wherever you feel
most comfortable is fine.
706
It's not right. Bern, let it go.
707
Let it go? Fine.
708
Yeah, let it go.
709
Look at you, sulking.
710
Now, look at this.
I married a teenager. Right?
711
At least you have the libido
of a teenager.
712
I gave her
a little matinee today--
713
Oh! Don't you dare!
Stop it!
714
How about a double feature?
715
Come on. Come on.
716
Lagoon1? Why don't we go
show them the lagoon?
717
The lagoon.
Come see the lagoon.
718
The lagoon, Jack2. Come on.
719
We'll get drunk,
720
we'll take a piss
in the lagoon.
721
Roz, why don't
you take them outside?
722
Show them around.
I'll make a drink.
723
Oh, God.
724
Hey, Dad--
725
It's going good
so far, right?
726
Dad, you gotta take down
that weird3 shrine4 thing.
727
But I'm very proud
of you, Gaylord.
728
What's wrong with showing it?
729
It's ridiculous.
730
Most people aren't proud
of sixth place ribbons.
731
Most people?
732
Since when do you care
about most people?
733
I don't, but Jack
is really into winning
734
and competition and sports.
735
It's a whole other thing
with him.
736
Hey. Hey. You're a winner
up here and in here.
737
And that's all that matters.
738
Okay. Thank you.
739
I don't know what that means,
but thank you.
740
So, to solve that problem,
741
I created a life-like
latex left breast
742
moulded from his mother's
actual left breast,
743
so this way L. J. would avoid
any nipple confusion.
744
You're avoiding confusion
by strapping5 a boob on a man?
745
Well, yes, believe it or not,
746
it is less confusing
because of the texture6
747
Mom.
748
...of the breast itself.
749
Uh, I guess it's very,
uh, creative.
750
It's very creative.
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