1301
I caught the ball!

1302
Come on, huddle¹ up.

1303
No, I'm bored. Here!

1304
Dina, come on, let's go.

1305
You want a spritzer?

1306
What? Oh, a spritzer.

1307
That sounds yummy.

1308
All right, come on. Dad,
you got to focus, all right?

1309
He's beating you
down the field every time.

1310
You want me to
be macho-wacho?

1311
No. What? Have I ever said the
words macho-wacho to you in my life?

1312
I got it.
What?

1313
I won't disappoint you.

1314
Okay, let's try again,
I'm gonna run a stop and go.

1315
Fake the short pass,
then hit me here

1316
in the end zone
with a Hail Mary.

1317
Okay, got that.

1318
Yeah, we keep
running that play.

1319
You want to mix
it up a little?

1320
No, I don't. I've exposed
Bernie's weakness

1321
and I want to take advantage
of it.

1322
Exposed his weakness.
Okay, okay. On four?

1323
Four.

1324
Just you and me, Jack².
Mano a mano.

1325
You think you can take me,
Flowerman?

1326
I'm pretty sure I can,
Mr. Mom.

1327
You're going down,
Bernsie-boy.

1328
I'm going to
rearrange your bouquet³.

1329
Sell the pump fake, Greg,

1330
'cause that
Focker's gonna bite.

1331
Hut one, hut two,
hut three, hut four. Hike!

1332
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?

1333
Shit!

1334
Hey, Jack, you okay?

1335
I'm fine, Greg, thank you.

1336
I see that kind of injury
all the time at the hospital.

1337
I wish you'd let me
give you a quick exam.

1338
No, I'm, I'm fine.

1339
I told you I'll have my doctor
look at it when I get home.

1340
Okay.

1341
You know, it's amazing how your father
anticipated the pump fake like that.

1342
It's almost like
he knew it was coming.

1343
Hmm.

1344
Well, he definitely takes
competition seriously.

1345
How a man handles himself
on the football field

1346
says a lot
about his character.

1347
Know what I mean?

1348
Okay.

1349
Hey.
Hey.

1350
We got him, didn't we,
dude, huh?

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