1551
until his rickets
are-- are cured.

1552
And, you know,
I-- I-- I really--

1553
Who knows if he's ever
telling the truth?

1554
Bernie,

1555
I made chimichangas.
You guys want?

1556
Have you ever known me
to turn down a chimi?

1557
Jack¹, you in the mood, amigo?

1558
No, thanks.

1559
Why are you
looking at me funny?

1560
I-- I-- I said--

1561
Oh, no, no. You just look
like somebody I know.

1562
No, no, no, no.

1563
Tadpole². Tadpole.
Can you say tadpole?

1564
Mad bull.

1565
Asshole.

1566
No, Jack's mole³.

1567
'Cause Jack has
a big mole on his face.

1568
Is your father the mechanic?

1569
Oh, I-- I don't know,
I never met him.

1570
Never met your dad, huh?

1571
Oh, that's unfortunate.

1572
But very interesting.

1573
Mind if I take
a picture of you?

1574
You know,
just for fun.

1575
Okay.

1576
Asshole.

1577
Okay.
Just hang on a second there.

1578
Yeah.
Hello.

1579
Hi, It's me. How's it
going with the little one?

1580
Horribly. He's crying
and screaming, and cursing.

1581
That poor kid is
desperate for human contact.

1582
Honey, you need to hold him,
and kiss him,

1583
do whatever it takes.

1584
I've been hugging him
in secret,

1585
feeding him chocolates, too.

1586
All animals have babies--

1587
Say hello to my
little friend!

1588
You know,
he's probably teething.

1589
So put a dab⁴ of rum
in his milk.

1590
And it'll ease the pain,
he'll go to sleep.

1591
You want me to
give him a drink?

1592
I'm talking,
less than a thimbleful.

1593
You don't want Jack coming home

1594
to a screaming baby.

1595
Listen to your mother.
Goodbye. I love you.

1596
All right, Mom.

1597
Hey, Little Jack,
I got a surprise for you.

1598
Little Jack?

1599
Mr. Moose is looking for you.

1600
Oh, shit!
Where the hell did he go?

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