1701
It just slipped
out of my mouth. I--
1702
He has a mind like a sponge1.
1703
That's enough.
1704
I'm calling
a family conference.
1705
Oh, it's a great idea, Jack2.
1706
Let's finally get your
problems out on the table.
1707
No, no, I mean with
my own family. Excuse us.
1708
I'd like to talk to
Pam and Dina in private.
1709
Of course, of course,
take your time.
1710
Come on, honey.
1711
I'm not so sure
1712
this wedding is
such a good idea.
1713
To say the least, I don't like
what I'm seeing from these Fockers.
1714
What?
1715
Has Greg ever mentioned
the name Jorge to you? Jor--
1716
I don't know what you're
talking about. No, why?
1717
Because I think
your fianc?may have
1718
a few skeletons3 in his closet
that he is not telling you about.
1719
And skeletons don't like
living in closets.
1720
Oh, my God, Here we
go again. Dad, listen,
1721
you know,
Greg has no skeletons. Okay?
1722
Oh, really?
He does not.
1723
Do you know that?
Yes, I know that.
1724
Will you just--
I'm not a child.
1725
I see. She knows that.
1726
This wedding will happen.
1727
And the sooner
you accept that,
1728
the better it's going
to be for all of us.
1729
I can't talk to you.
1730
No.
Wait a second, sweetheart.
1731
And I'm not so sure Roz
is a yoga instructor4, either.
1732
Jack, you promised
that you'd behave yourself.
1733
And what you said
to those people
1734
was really hurtful.
1735
I think you should go up there
and apologize.
1736
I'm not going to apologize
to them.
1737
Jack.
1738
A little birdie told me
1739
that somebody's going to
be a daddy.
1740
Mom!
1741
Sorry, honey,
but look at that face.
1742
How could I keep it a secret?
1743
He's so excited
about being a grandpa.
1744
What should he call me?
How about Poppy?
1745
You don't have
to have champagne5, okay?
1746
Why?
Jack's really angry.
1747
I know he's mad,
1748
but he's also
a little meshuggenah.
1749
Come on, honey. How often do
we get to be grandparents?
1750
We're having a toast.