501
Audrey ! Wait !

502
Wait, Audrey. Ooh !
Hold on. Wait !

503
Wait. l just had an insight
into myself. l'm crazy.

504
You call and say,
"Wait, l'll be right over,"

505
and here's the crazy part--
l actually wait.

506
- l can explain this.
- l have missed a department meeting.

507
- Did you come in a cab ?
- Yes !

508
Where's your car ?

509
Thank you ! l can't tell you
how much this means to me.

510
- l can. $1,654.11.
- How do you sleep at night ?

511
l'm taking this.
[ lnhales Loudly ]

512
[ Loud Crunch¹ ]

513
[ Tires Squealing² ]

514
You scratched my car !

515
- Where ?
- Right there !

516
Oh, there.
That was already there.

517
Why, you !

518
You liar³ !

519
-You know what l'm gonna do about this ?
-What ?

520
Nothing ! Because if l take
you to court, it'll drain
eight hours out of my life,

521
and you won't show up,
and if l got the judgement,
you'd just stiff me anyway !

522
So l'm gonna piss and moan
like an impotent jerk...

523
and then bend over and
take it up the tailpipe !

524
You been here before,
haven't ya ?

525
Well, l can't remember
when l've had more fun,

526
but if you'll excuse me,
l have a class.

527
Are you marrying this guy
because you're mad at me ?

528
No, l divorced you
because l was mad at you.

529
- Wait. l want to talk about this !
- What do you want to say ?

530
ls this guy right for you ?
He is so... not me !

531
- That's one of his best qualities.
- But he's kind of a magoo.

532
- l'm sorry.
- You're wrong. Sometimes
maybe he is a little--

533
- Magoo !
- Yes. But since we've been going out--

534
- My God, l'm not having
this conversation with you.
- Audrey, you can't go.

535
- This is not fair.
- Fair ?

536
Okay, let's define fair. Last night
a five-year-old boy was crushed...

537
because his father lied to him
about coming to his birthday party.

538
- Fair ?
- Last night--

539
- Was none of my business.
None of my business.
- Thank you.

540
Two years ago, it was my business.
But l don't have to care anymore.

541
That's the magic of divorce.
But it matters to Max !

542
Everything you do matters,
and everything you don't do.

543
All right.
Now let me tell you something.

544
l'm a bad father !

545
l mean--

546
l'm a bad father.

547
You're not a bad father...
when you show up.

548
What if l come right after court
and play ball ?

549
Then you and l can talk before
you make any rash decisions !

550
No, we are leaving tonight.

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