851
- And we give the explanation
you came up with.
- Exactly.
852
All we gotta do is lie.
That sounds simple enough.
853
Doesn't it !
854
Then l'll finish up
with dramatic questions.
855
Something like: Mr. Falk, isn't it true
that you and Mrs. Cole...
856
have never made
Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo--
857
Lo--
858
Ugh ! Oh, God !
l can't do it.
859
l can't finish the question
if l know the answer is a lie.
860
You may proceed, Mr. Reede.
861
Respondent calls...
862
Kenneth Falk.
863
Raise your right hand.
864
Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but
the truth, so help you God ?
865
l do ! l mean--
866
l do.
867
Mr. Falk.
[ Clears Throat ]
868
Do you know my client,
Samantha Cole ?
869
Yes.
870
lsn't it true that your relationship
with my client is entirely1 platonic2 ?
871
l object, Your Honor !
872
To yourself ?
873
Yeah.
874
But l would like to...
rephrase the question.
875
[ Groans3 ]
876
Mr. Falk, would l be accurate...
877
if l described your relationship
with Mrs. Cole as totally professional ?
878
l object, Your Honor,
and l move to strike !
879
Mr. Reede, l don't know
what you're on,
880
but you better get
to the point and quick.
881
Thank you, sir.
882
[ Murmuring ]
883
ls your relationship
with my client entirely platonic ?
884
Not ! ls not your relationship
with my client:
885
"Boink ! Bad baby, bad baby !"
886
Did you ever not make lo--
887
- Did you-- [ Exhaling4 ]
- Mr. Reede !
888
You had sex with her every time you met,
didn't you ? Didn't you ! Liar5 !
889
- He's badgering the witness.
- lt's his witness.
890
You slammed her !
You dunked her donuts !
You gave her dog a "snaussage" !
891
You stuffed her
like a Thanksgiving turkey !
892
[ Gobbling Like Turkey ]
893
All right, it's true, okay !
l humped her brains out !
There ! Now you happy ?
894
No further questions.
895
[ Low Murmuring ]
896
Um--
897
No questions.
898
[ Judge ]
You may step down.
899
Do l dare ask you
to call your next witness ?
900
l have no further witnesses,
Your Honor.