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Makes me feel sad for the rest
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Nobody does it
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Half as good as you
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Baby, baby
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Darling, you're the best
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Baby, you're the best...
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[Bridget] Where was I?
Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.
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The question is: what happens
after you walk off into the sunset?
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[director] Bridg]et?
Earth to Bridg]et Sodding] Jones.
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- [pig]s snort]
- [Bridg]et screams]
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[Bridg]et g]roans]
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[Director] Bridget, you're on.
You're live.
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Well, this is Bridg]et Jones
for Sit Up Britain,
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reporting] to you
from a big] vat1 of excrement2.
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- [pig]s snort]
- [Bridg]et yelps]
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- [squelching]]
- Give me a close-up of the porker.
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[ Minnie Ripperton: Loving You]
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[Bridget] Who cares about
the odd professional hiccup3?
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I've been in a functional4 relationship
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with an adult male
for six wonderful weeks,
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four fabulous5 days
and seven precious hours.
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Or to put it another way,
7 1 ecstatic shags.
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He's given up being snooty,
and I've given up smoking.
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- Loving you...
- Well, he thinks I have anyway,
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which is practically the same thing.
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...a dream come true...
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[Bridget] Mark Darcy is perfect.
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Not a fuckwit, alcoholic6, workaholic,
pervert or megalomaniac,
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but total sex god
and human rights lawyer.
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He is a miracle, really.
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- Bridg]et, will you stop?
- [record scratches]
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Stop staring] at me.
Go and find something] to do.
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Sorry.
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[song starts up again]
La la la la la...
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[Bridget] So, as you can see,
the incredible truth is
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the wilderness7 years are over.
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Bridget Jones is a love pariah8 no more.
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[bell]
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Morning], Bridg]et. Late ag]ain.
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[sig]hs] Yes. Sorry.
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I was in bed with my boyfriend.
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He's a human rig]hts lawyer, you know.
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Yes, we know.
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I cannot believe how fantastic
shagging was last night.
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Maybe I'll ring him.
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No, no...
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Obviously it's important to tell one's
boyfriend how nice he looks naked,
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but I have crucial,
Pulitzer Prize winning journalism9 to do.
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[speed dialling, ringing]
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[Mark] Hello?
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