151In one hour, he'll be coming]in his secretary's mouth 152while he ring]s to saywhat he wants for starters. 153[Bridget] Friends spend yearsfinding you a boyfriend, 154then instantly tell you to dump him. 155Even if he isn't shag]g]ing] her already,he's thinking] about it. 156A man dating] a woman with larg]e breastswill bed one with small breasts. 157Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense. 158Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert. 159[Bridget] Janey Osborne.Talking to her is like swimming in a sea 160and being stung repeatedlyby an enormous jellyfish. 161Bridg]et. How's it g]oing]with that divine man of yours? 162You must be so pleasedto have a boyfriend at last. 163First jellyfish of the evening. 164Is he taking] youto the Law Council Dinner? 165Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forg]otten. 166Better start slimming] into that dress. 167He's g]iven you the nig]ht offto cheer up your sing]le friends. Sweet. 168Actually, he's g]ot a big] case on, trying]to g]et everyone in Mexico out of prison. 169We're meeting] for a very lateromantic dinner. 170Really? That's so odd, 171'cause I saw him an hour ag]o g]oing]into his house with Rebecca Gillies. 172She's only 22.She's g]ot leg]s up to here. 173And Daddy owns half of Australia. 174See ya, babes. 175Who is Rebecca Gillies? What's she doing]g]oing] into my boyfriend's house? 176Where he never asks me.And with leg]s up to here? 177- My leg]s only come up to there.- [Jude] You have fine leg]s. 178Climber's leg]s. 179I say g]o over there and ask him,straig]ht out, 180are you or are you notsleeping] with Rebecca Gillies? 181- [Shazzer] If he says...- I won't dig]nify that with an answer... 182Then you know he's shag]g]ing] her. 183 All that I haveis all that you've given... 184[Bridget] It's all about confidence andtrust. Mark would never betray me. 185Everything will be lovelyand we'll have sex in the kitchen. 186- Oh, God.- [woman inside] I'm coming]. 187Oh, God! What is that? 188[woman] Two seconds,I'll be straig]ht down. 189Who is that? 190...I find you lied 191 And I can't believe it's true 192 Wrapped in her armsI see you across the street 193 I see you across the street 194 And I can't help but wonderIf she knows what's going on 195 You talk of loveBut don't know how it feels 196 When you realise 197 You're not the only one 198[Mark] Let's g]et on with it. 199...oh, you better stop 200-  Stop-  Before

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