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You tear me all apart
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You better stop
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- Stop...
- You are a very demanding] man.
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- ...you go and break my heart...
- [Bridg]et yelps]
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[chuckles] Bridg]et Jones.
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No, I'm Bridg]et Jones.
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- [chuckles] That's what I meant.
- You must be...
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Rebecca Gillies. I've been
so looking] forward to meeting] you
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- after everything] Mark's told me.
- Why? What's he said?
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- Where is Mark?
- Actually, er...
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- [Mark] Becky, who is it?
- Becky?
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- Rig]ht.
- Great.
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- Rig]ht...
- Bridg]et.
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Hello, Mark.
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[laug]hs nervously] Hello...
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Iawyers who work with Mark.
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[all] Good evening].
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Everything] under control, I see.
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Um... Excellent g]raph.
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- Lovely leg]s.
- Thank you.
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[lawyers chat]
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I am so sorry.
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I thoug]ht...
Oh, I don't know what I thoug]ht.
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Now you're really ang]ry with me.
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- No, I'm not.
- It's OK, you can say if you are.
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- It's not the end of the world.
- I'll g]et you a g]lass of wine.
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The thing] is I ran into Janey Osborne,
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who said she'd just seen you
with this g]irl, with really long] leg]s,
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and Shazzer and Jude said
I should g]et over here straig]htaway.
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Following] the orders of the dating]
war command, you executed a raid1.
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- You are ang]ry.
- I'm not, just disappointed.
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Disappointed?
Oh, God, that's worse than ang]ry.
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I'm just disappointed
I can't take you home this instant.
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Oh. [chuckles]
What about all those lawyers?
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Oh, plenty of time to butter them up
at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.
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Don't want to g]o, do you?
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I'd love to.
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Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.
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Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy...
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...who loves me just the way I am.
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[birdsong]]
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[Bridg]et pants]
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- [Mark] What are you doing]?
- Getting] dressed.
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Why are you dancing] around in that tent?
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[sig]hs] Because I don't want you to see
any of my wobbly bits.
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That's pointless, because I have
a very hig]h reg]ard for your wobbly bits
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in all circumstances.
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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I think it's hig]h time
we had another look.
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Yeah