551
Come on, you two, let's crack on,
shall we?

552
Actually, I mig]ht just sit this one out.
You head on.

553
- See you down there.
- You sure?

554
Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute.

555
Rig]ht, I'll see you at base camp, then.

556
[thinks] Bastard¹.
I can't believe he's left me.

557
Ooh.

558
Oooh.

559
[thinks] So, romantic getaway
has turned into lawyer's reunion.

560
Oooh.

561
I can't believe
we're already into group holidays

562
after only eight weeks
of total, undisturbed sex.

563
Wait a minute...

564
No. Eight weeks?

565
It couldn't be, could it?

566
Totally undisturbed...

567
Oh, God. I'm pregnant².

568
[whines]

569
[screams]

570
And going to die!

571
[cheering]]

572
[screams]

573
[screams] Oh, my God!

574
I can't see!

575
[screams] Big] bump³!

576
Get out of the way!

577
[screams]

578
Who's this? An eccentric
but exhilarating performance

579
from a total unknown,

580
who's now solidly in position
for the bronze.

581
- [screams]
- [bell clang]s]

582
[whines]

583
I would like a preg]nancy test, please.

584
A preg]nancy test.

585
Ich bien, er, possibly...

586
mit baby.

587
Er...

588
Kinder! I am on back...

589
and he, er,...

590
maken ze lieben.
Er, with me.

591
[German] She's preg]nant!

592
Oh, no! No, no, not preg]nant.

593
[German] She's bloated.

594
- Condom?
- Nein. Nein, nein.

595
Maybe like this, but maybe like this.

596
[German]
I think her problem is psycholog]ical.

597
[German] There is nothing]
a pill can do to help her.

598
I'm a g]irl and I met a boy.

599
Fraulein, and I met frau... boy.

600
And possibly now mit baby, uh-huh?

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