701
Look, l...

702
You see, you can never
muster the streng]th...

703
to fig]ht for me.

704
[Bridget] I can't believe I did that.

705
 What do I gotta do
to make you love me?

706
 What do I gotta do to make you care?

707
[dog] barks]

708
 What do I gotta do
when lightning strikes me

709
 Hmm

710
 And I wake to find
that you're not there?

711
 What do I gotta do
to make you want me?

712
 Hmm

713
 What do I gotta do to be heard?

714
[siren]

715
 And what do I say
when it's all over, babe?

716
 Oooh-ooh

717
 And sorry seems to be the hardest word

718
 It's sad
So sad

719
 Why can't we talk it over, babe?

720
 Always seems to me

721
 When sorry seems to be

722
 The hardest word

723
[Bridget] Five weeks later.

724
Weight: 4, 000 pounds.

725
Am enjoying a relationship with two men
simultaneously.

726
The first is called Ben,
the other, Jerry.

727
Number of current¹ boyfriends: zero.

728
Number of calls from ex-boyfriend:

729
[electronic voice]
You have absolutely no messages.

730
Not a single one.
Not even from your mother.

731
[telephone]

732
- Hello?
- Hello, darling].

733
- You haven't forg]otten our lunch date?
- [Bridget] Of course I have.

734
- I'm suicidally depressed².
- Don't be silly, Bridg]et.

735
Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock.

736
Mum... I thoug]ht we were g]oing]
to have something] to eat.

737
[Mum] Patience, please. I've g]ot
a big] surprise for you, darling].

738
- What?
- Don't say "what", say "pardon".

739
[shrill] Tra-la!

740
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God.

741
Daddy and I are g]etting] married.

742
- You're already married.
- We're doing] it ag]ain.

743
Reaffirming] our vows³.
You are g]oing] to be a bridesmaid,

744
and absolutely everything]
is g]oing] to be lavender.

745
And when I say everything], I mean...

746
...everything].

747
[laug]hs]

748
Oh, God, I'm never going to get married

749
and my sodding mum and dad
are doing it twice.

750
 No more candlelight
No more romance

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