751
- No more small talk...
- [Bridget] Bloody1 know-it-all.
752
New York: the Big, Juicy Apple.
753
The city that never sleeps
with the same person two nights running.
754
My favourite place in America, where Sex
And The City isn't just a programme,
755
it's a promise.
756
[bell]
757
- [phone rings]
- [man] Morning], Rach.
758
Sorry.
759
Oh, cheer up, misery2 g]uts.
I have g]ood news for you.
760
[chuckles] Sure, rig]ht.
761
What's the ang]le?
I interview some rocket scientist
762
while he looks throug]h my skirt
with X-ray g]lasses?
763
No.
764
Althoug]h that is a bloody g]ood idea.
765
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide
is doing] very well with women,
766
but the network want us to cast
a wider net and use a Smooth Guide-ess.
767
Me? With Daniel Cleaver3?
768
It's the next log]ical step.
I think Thailand is first on the list.
769
No. I won't do it.
770
Not now.
Not in a million years from now.
771
- Excuse me?
- I am a top television journalist,
772
not some boorish4 bint in a bikini.
773
Really? Strong] words from somebody
who doesn't know where Germany is.
774
- [snig]g]ering]]
- Who told you that?
775
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected
to g]o out with someone
776
who thoug]ht lran was David Bowie's wife,
and who didn't know where Germany was.
777
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist,
disg]usting] specimen5 of humanity,
778
that I wouldn't share a lift with,
let alone a job.
779
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me.
780
Come on, Jones, there must have been
something] you liked about me.
781
Well,... you have a nice car.
782
And quite nice manners.
Outside the bedroom.
783
But that's about it.
784
And by the way,
I know exactly where Germany is.
785
The question is do you know the location
of your arsehole?
786
As a matter of fact, I do know the
exact location of my arsehole. And hers.
787
Oh, come on, Jones,
it was just a silly joke.
788
Not a very funny one.
789
- Go on, then.
- What?
790
Where is it? Where is Germany?
791
- Next to France.
- And?
792
And also Belg]ium,...
793
Poland. And it has a sea coast.
794
Which sea?
795
Oh, sod it. Now, look,
796
I think we should talk
about Finch's sug]g]estion.
797
I am g]oing] to Thailand, Jones.
798
Wouldn't you like to be
my little Girl Guide?
799
Thailand?
800
- You'll shag] before you leave Heathrow.
- I'll be perfectly6 fine.
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