801
I'm eschewing] all men.

802
And cig]arettes. And carbohydrates¹.

803
- We can't possibly let you g]o.
- On your own.

804
Oh, stop it, all of you.

805
I am a mature, sophisticated,
professional woman

806
and I'm g]oing] to Thailand
entirely on my own, thank you very much.

807
- [Shazzer] Fuck!
- Sorry.

808
- Fuckity fuck.
- Sorry.

809
[pilot] And now our final passengers
have joined us, we can get underway.

810
Someone's g]otta be last.

811
- [crunching]]
- [Bridg]et] Are we not sitting] tog]ether?

812
Oh, fuck.

813
I don't think we're really
in a position to, um,...

814
...make a fuss.
Sorry. Hi.

815
- Sorry.
- [man chuckles]

816
[woman] What's our film?

817
What's your name? Mine's Clive.

818
- Er, Bridg]et.
- [Clive chuckles]

819
[pilot] Good afternoon again,
ladies and gentlemen.

820
We're about to offer a wide range
of duty-free items.

821
Details can be found
in your in-flight magazine.

822
[baby cries]

823
Wonderful people, the Thais.
Particularly the young] ladies.

824
If you know what I mean, eh?

825
- Oh, for heaven's sake.
- Come with me.

826
Come with me now.

827
- Where are we g]oing]?
- Just throug]h here.

828
Thank you. This is worse than school.

829
It really wasn't my fault.

830
It's a fizzy drink, you know, it just...

831
It just sort of fizzied over.

832
Couldn't bear to think of you back there
in slum class, Jones.

833
Graham, thank you. You are the best
air steward² I've ever come across.

834
And if I may say so, the smartest.

835
Thank you, sir.

836
I thoug]ht you were there already,
doing] research.

837
Fuck, no. I make it up as I g]o along].

838
It's 1 3 hours for this trip.
I need some in-flig]ht entertainment.

839
Why don't you tell me, in detail,
about your school netball tour,

840
particularly the unsavoury incident
in the communal³ showers.

841
I didn't play netball.
Or g]o to a g]irls' school.

842
- Or have showers.
- Now that's just not true, is it?

843
- Let me start you off.
- No.

844
If you're g]onna be dull, I'm g]oing]
to plung]e back into Mrs Dalloway,

845
and you know how she loves that.
Dirty, dirty bitch.

846
- [elephant trumpets]
-  Here's a new thing

847
 That's gonna please ya

848
 Just a little town down in Indonesia

849
 Bangkok...

850
[Bridget] Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.

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